I think I figured it out! You are waiting on everything to be just right for your debut. I realized today I'd forgotten to do a few things for you. I hadn't washed your carseat, or gotten out and washed your bouncy seat, playmat, infant swing or rocker. Well, today I got it all taken care of. I washed up your seat covers and playmat, placed everything in your room, and we even installed your carseat!
Everything is ready for you now, so please don't wait any longer. Mommy has graciously shared her body with you for nearly a year now, and the time has come for you to come join us here on the outside:-). It is becoming a very tight fit inside your current quarters, and quite frankly, Mommy is pretty uncomfortable. We are all anxiously awaiting your arrival, and I promise not to let your big brothers handle you too roughly:-).
With much love, but honestly, no patience--Mommy
Here I am today-40 weeks pregnant--sorry, no make-up today. Way beyond the point of caring right now:-)!!